Halloween Attack Cat

Call this weekend (well before the beer and wine mentioned in my last entry). Man fell. I am in the back of the ambulance, calling resource, and say "... male, tripped over cat...". I finish my report. Man says "You got it all wrong!". I say, "excuse me"? He says, "I did NOT trip over a cat, the CAT tripped ME!".

Watch out on Halloween! Those attack cats will get cha!