Something in the water?

Recent events:

2 student DWI cases.

E-vited (by accident) to a drinking party.

Sent these links (again, by accident):

Student Drinking Games

Suck and Blow (it's bad, but not THAT kind of bad)

Custom Tables (if you don't know what these are for, good for you!)

How do I get sent things "by accident"? Imagine my name is David Jones. My e-mail address at work would be DJones@myschool.edu. Now imagine a student with the name of Donny M. Jones comes to school here. Our computer people, in order to keep us separate, set up his e-mail address as DMJones@myschool.edu. However, if his friends type in djones in the "to" field while they are inviting him to a co-ed naked drinking fiesta...

DJ